Robert 🌲

[another tf2 oc materializes onto my profile] not again!!!

he/they, bisexual

his name's Robert Pierre and because all the tf2 characters are like. stereotypes. this dude is a stereotypical canadian lumberjack! hes tall, strong, and kind. he speaks english and french! his whole story is that he wanted to be a therapist so he studied psychology, moved to france to study cuz it was cheaper, became 'best friends' with spy (named bernard becuase that was the first name i thought of when coming up with roberts story before i made robert himself and i just. havent changed it. so spy is named bernard or, as robert so lovelingly calls him, bernie) because spy was also studying psychology (but more so he could lie easier because. Spy) and wanted to stay in contact with spy when he moved back to canada but couldnt because spy just stopped answering calls one day out of nowhere (when he got his first spy job) and robert was heartbroken cuz he lost his best friend.... AND SO robert moved to the middle of the woods in canada and started chopping wood and whittling things to sell and thats basically what he does <3 he makes wooden toys, furniture, etc (really putting that psychology degree to good use huh)

and eventually The Gang ends up in canada for something (im thinking they were headed up to canada to deal with something and the plane crashes on the way?) and GUESS WHO THEY LANDED BY! robert! they ended up maybe five miles away from roberts house, and robert obviously hears the crash and goes over to check it out. when he gets there everyone is like "we need to go to a hospital we think the pilot is dead" and robert says "theres nobody else around for twenty miles, youre better off waiting until saturday (it is sunday) when the supply truck comes by to drop off my food and give me my earnings" and when they walk back to roberts cabin spy is suspicious of robert because duh. and he sees a photo on the wall when he first walks in which is 20-year-old robert and 19-year-old spy laughing together and spy is like ?!?!?!?!?!???????? ROBBIE?!?!?!??!?!?!? and robert is like !?!????!?!?!?!?!?? BERNIE?!?!?!?!?!!?!!?!????? so the gang is like !??!?! SPY HAS A NAME???? AND YOU KNOW IT????? and robert is like yeah lol we used to be b[gets elbowed by spy]est friends

also, robert's favorite color is green, he doesn't mention it often but he's really happy he has green eyes and will sometimes just look in a mirror admiring them because theyre like his favorite shade too

He has a pet borzoi (dog) named Tootsie :03

listens to shit like this on the regular super fuckin loud cuz nobody lives around him