"Isopod and I, to this day, are ride or dies. I dunno how his shorts keep getting shorter and his shirts keep cropping. I still have the same brotherly love for him I had all those years ago. I don't think I'll ever meet anyone else as sweet as Isopod is. Even with how much shit he goes through, I could never thank him enough for what a friendship he's given me."
"Moe is still my BFFL! We're- like- ride or die! I LOVE her! She's still waaay smarter than me though, even though she isn't in my class she still helps me with my homework. Especially that one time I didn't go to school for a month she was SO nice to me! I don't know what I'd do without someone like Moe!"
"Mya and I don't talk much anymore, I don't know why! They're doing their own stuff I guess. They're going into psychology! Fun, that's fun. Yeah. Okay, to be honest I am so upset that they actually got into relationship with that Wendy girl. She was HOMOPHOBIC!! They prioritized her so much over us and now they're DATING?? At least she's no longer homophobic, but why would you date someone with a taste of Isaah?? Maybe this is why we don't hang out anymore.."
"Me and Moe are pretty similar to how we were in high school. We worked out our differences, and we kind of have different friend groups now. She's gone back to being close with Isopod. Our entire friendship was based on her shitting on him to me anyways... shh don't tell Isopod I said that he doesn't need to know. I'm happy to know she's doing better. She definitely had her problems in high school, but surrounding yourself in good people and developing better habits is always a good step in the right direction."
"Christina is the person closest to me, and I wouldn't trade what we have for the world. She is such a genuine person and I feel so lucky to know her so personally. Everyone needs a Christina in their life, someone who is so caring and a companion you can always depend on. I hope she views me in a similar way- I would do anything for her! Especially in these last few months... her presence is very much appreciated as I try to figure out what's going on with Isopod and me. But- all in all, I'm very happy to have Christina in my life, I hope all the future years we have together are just as amazing."
“Moe is just the most beautiful woman ever, I don’t know what I did in my life before we ever started dating…she’s smart, she’s thoughtful, she’s pretty, she’s gorgeous, she’s captivating- I feel like I can really trust her. And she’s fun too! I never feel bored around her, especially when we’re out on the town or she eh- let’s me stay over for the night when I can’t find any other place- just goes to show how generous she is. I’m incredibly lucky we’ve been together through all these years, things seem to be taking a weird turn in our friend group but at least we’re still strong”
"I wish that bitch of a man would stay the fuck out of my life. Go away forever you freak leave me and my friends alone no one likes you. I can't say that to him of course because of the whole Isopod thing, but it's nice to daydream about."
“She’s such a bitch, bitching constantly about stuff that happened in the PAST. I’m soooo sorry you watched your friend get beaten up that ACCEPTED my apologize. Move on, if I were Isopod I’d drop her but he’s his own person.”