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CHURCHBOT ("Churchy" for short) is a relic from the church's attempt to corner the kids' market in the 1990s. He's an absolute staple of Sunday School entertainment, and even though they will never, ever make their budget back from the investment, the kids all adore him. He teaches, he sings songs, and best of all he's just a lil sweetheart. Each of his 9 buttons denotes a different lesson programming based on one of the Fruits of the Spirit. But he knows a fair bit about all the major stories--just ask him!
Churchy was the only known witness to the murder of [oh god i have to name this guy], but he can't testify on what he's seen. He's been malfunctioning since the incident, as if traumatized. :(
