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Aylethis the Mutant Lenny
About
NOT FOR SALE, TRADE, OR OFFER AT THIS TIME
snakeoil salesman who sells (totally legit) potions and tonics at extremely reasonable prices. Often on the move (not from the law who gave you that idea?)
Traits
- Underhanded
- Fast-talker
- Clever
- Self-interested
Likes
- Money
- Himself
- Putting on a show
- Rare gems
Trivia
- Often fully believes he's the smartest guy in the room.
- MLP Flim/Flam Energy. Grunkle Stan energy. Redd from animal crossing energy.
- He and Acuzado are bitter exes. Ayleth likes to irk the doctor whenever they cross paths.
- He can have a bit of a flair for the dramatic when he's presenting his wares. Being charismatic is generally part of the job but he sometimes cares a bit too much about the showmanship.
- Can be quite vain actually. Obsessed with looking younger. Often believes himself to be more attractive than others might and is shameless with attempting to charm those he might be trying to swindle.
"Step right up to Ayle's Ales for all that Ails ya! We got tonics and elixirs that will have you feelin' right as rain in no time! Ingredients? Ha! Well, that my friend is what we in the business call a trade secret!"
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