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Summary

Head empty, no thoughts. Possibly the most brain dead creature to ever walk the earth and not a single bad bone in her body. Honestly the fact she has lived as long as she has is nothing short of a miracle. Almost like divine intervention is what keeps her alive because even being a brain dead dino, her luck is on a whole new level. Hungry? Random deer just has a heart attack in front of her. Stuck up on a hill? The whole damn hillside slides away in a spectacular landslide just for her dumb ass to get down. Being chased by a predator? Flop around a bit and the predator will step on their ankle wrong or something idk. It is dark magic.