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QUIT PLAYING WITH ME I’LL MAKE YOU REPEAT KINDERGARTEN 7 TIMES LIL SHIT
GAY LOSER 🫵
Yooo, if it ain’t Spiritmist’s best buddy! Y’know, just between us, hold this pencil and paper for a sec—It’s crazy how Spiritmist’s favorite flower is a water hyacinth fr 🔥 He also talks about how his favorite place to be taken is the GatorClan border by the waterfall to watch the sunrise—plus he’s also into watching cloudless nights so he can star watch or something like that, ain’t that crazy? But it ain’t nearly as crazy as his love for gifts that are anything soft and can match + accessorize his pelt, just something I heard one time. OH and don’t forget his favorite food being crab, even tho I think they’re kinda mid. Anyway, look forward to seeing you around bro 🔥
O-oh well ok uh- oh! Ok ok I see ✍️✍️✍️ uh huh uh huh ✍️✍️✍️Thank you for that mate, I guess I'll see you around?? ...What was all o' that???
huh...I only heard ab you through Koishadow, Flintsky and Dustwish. None of which had absolutely ANYTHING good to say. Something something about being a weakness-obsessed psychopath and herding a mob of ankle-biting preschoolers.
It's a shame Vigilbone didn't manage to get his claws on you, and that his failure of a brother messed up so badly. Anyways, I made sure to give him a detailed description of Cherryflare so he can ask her about your whereabouts, since he really wants to speak a couple words with you and that small rogue who was with you.
Oh, I’ve been a Soaringsun hater since day one. From the bottom of my heart I wish it was her that was cast out instead of you—but honestly, GatorClan is probably a better place to live right now. As for Silver…I don’t know man. I don’t know what to think anymore.
Honestly, you don't appear to be a bad cat, and the fact that you hate Soaring's guts speaks only in to your favor. Also I heard that you and Silver have become really good friends, it's nice to hear honestly that he has someone like you. And finally, my condolences for having an ass like Eaglestar as your leader.
Thanks, Boulder...you've always been someone I knew I could rely on. I'm sorry I couldn't...bring more cats home safely. But If there was one thing I wasn't expecting to see coming home, it was the robbing of your rightful place.
I still have nightmares hearing about all the cats who got captured. So many lost, I’m just so happy some made it back safe. Things are very different now, but welcome home all the same.
Suddenly I'm ashamed that I'm straight. How is it that I haven't showered in ten months but I'm still cleaner 😭 Nobody ever told me I needed a hazmat suit to be able to enter camp safely. If I ever wanted to make anyone jealous, I wouldn't start with a walking biohazard--putting that politely. I'll pass on the "good time" unfortunately, but you'll probably be better off trying to swoon Soaringsun, trust me she'll love it.
Gawl dawg, I know yah more er less come back fum de dead, but yo look like somebody done bury you alive and you barely make it outta dere. Anyhow I tell ya, you ain't looking half bad with that messy appearance, it gives you a bit of a wild side; What you say we meet tonight? Maybe y'can make that there silver shorty jealous like that, and if not I reckon you won't mind the good time.
…Yeah. I’ll keep that in mind.
(I have no idea what’s right or wrong anymore—and maybe I never did. My life is just…one long string of attempts to avoid making anymore mistakes. I don’t want to talk to anyone. I don’t want to be touched by anyone. I just want to be alone…and yet whenever I get lonely, I crave companionship. How arrogant is that? I don’t know how it’s possible I’m so scared of both solitude and companionship at the same time. It’s so damn pathetic. What’s wrong with me??)
You know…sometimes I wish you just tried living just a little bit more selfishly. If that makes sense…anyway, I just want you to know that I’m here for you. I have no idea what’s going on in that head of yours, and I'm sure no one truly can…but a simple talk is always a good start. You know where to find me, North.
i need everything you’ve got—the entire STOCK. ong i can quit whenever i want trust, addiction is just a figment of imagination 🙏 I NEED it
edit: oh dw ive been standing outside of your house for 30 minutes
man.. i got you man. meet me in the boneclan woods at five pm i got a catnip patch with your name signed
edit: fair
Yeah…I guess it was a miracle. But sometimes, the selfish part of me feels like it was the opposite. Is that wrong of me? I don’t know…It’s like I’ve come home, but I don’t even know what that means anymore. I’m terrified to find out what I’ve missed, if my return was one of the only good things that have happened around here. But you know, alongside Whistlebreeze…you were always one of those cats I felt like I could look up to—and Gladebrush, as well. I, uh…hope you three are doing alright. I can see why Whistlebreeze likes you, a lot—but don’t tell her I said that. I just got back from being dead.
I always thought you were a good kid…and after hearing everything you went through in that fucking junkyard? It’s a damned miracle that you’re alive. Like a sign from the spirits themselves, yknow? After all that happened these last moons, after all that suffering and the pain…you coming back was the first good thing to happen to us in a long time. You finally found your way back to us…that means I should be happy for you, right? And yet, every time I see you around…maybe it’s selfish of me, but sometimes, I can’t help but wish that it hadn’t been you who came back.
NEVER BACK DOWN NEVER WHAT 🤑🤩 ???
ngl you should be locked up in a psyche ward 💀
Fuck you, even Hoax hit harder than you did. Oh and btw, before I left the Junkyard, I got Machete's phone number in my back pocket 🤞and im NOT using it to call 911
Why do you not call her then? I'm sure she wants to meet you too. But I bet you aren't man enough to do that, you're too much of a coward; probably so much that you prefer hiding in the pelt of a tom in your clan instead of dating my sister, since you got no balls.
cringe + swift solo's + tell your twink of a trainee to stop giving me death threats
Shiv was right, you do look like a Norman. Come back pretty please, I won't hurt you, trust /manipulative
Yeah, I thought I smelled smth when I entered GatorClan’s turf a while back. My brother in christ please HIT THE SHOWERS GAWD DAMN IM GETTING WHIPLASH
edit: these gay and traumatized allegations are getting out of hand
Brother ya ain't far off in that state o' yers. Yer trauma's so bad, I'm lookin' better than yerself, not that that's any different anyhow lmao
How this stinking fuckin’ bastard is still kicking and hasn’t choked to death over his own filth is still beyond me. Mirage is mid, btw
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You remember I've raised several children? Try that again and I'll fucking wedgie you.