Baloney 🤡

Phony Baloney (Phogna Bologna)

 🥩 They/them | Clown(s) 🥩

General Info:

+ Their arrival is heralded by faint calliope music

+ They say just to call them Baloney, since it can be difficult to figure out which one is the Phony

+ They’re here to help you celebrate your birthday! (Do not mention it is not actually your birthday)  

+ Just be polite and play along, don’t ask too many questions (you won’t like the answers)

+ Seriously. Do not mention it’s not your birthday. 

+ They either speak in perfect sync with one another or take turns speaking. Their voices are usually identical, but how it sounds can vary drastically.