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This is my first very difficult order. Who would have thought that killing a person is easier than taking care of a child. But I'm paid to do it, so I'm not complaining. Almost. Sometimes you really want to wash his mouth with soap, swears like a shoemaker. I swear this baby will drive me crazy and I won't be so cute anymore.
This damn man stole me from my parents! Infuriates-infuriates-infuriates! What does this ghoul want from me anyway??? He constantly spanks me for swearing, but he doesn't deserve me to be nice to him. And recently he made me wear skirts and dresses! Unacceptable! FUCKING!