Wasteland Wizard Bear

Old Wizard Bear
- wanders the wasteland
- gives tedious & pointless quests
- if you fail, he may eat you

Quote: "Sonny is that you? How’s that quest coming along?"

Traffic cone helmet
- May have stripes, graffiti, and/or stickers

Homemade Wizard Staff of Many Uses...:
- weapon
- walking stick
- poking stick
- scratching stick
- stirring stick
- washing rag stick
- All-purpose stick...for many more purposes

Orb Of Any Hue (O.O.A.H.) (ooo-ahhh)
- May be replaced with a puffer fish, another round object, or empty

Mackerel bouquet
- May be fresh (as shown), dry, rotten, or skeletal
- The state of the fish predicts ominous events, weather, & how fresh the fish is

Sharp item(s)
- Ex. knife, axe, teeth, saw blades, crow beaks

Hook and bait
- Shinies, squirmies

Found item(s)
- Anything that can be tied to a stick, ex. flashlight, skulls

5 fingers & toes
often followed by crows
likes to rhyme and may wear clothes