Gnocchi is an alien from a faraway planet. How far away? He doesn't know. He doesn't care. It was boring there anyway. He crashed on this planet to kick back and have fun!

It hasn't taken him long to grow fond of earth's inhabitants, big and small. He has also developed a deep care for humans and loves nothing more than helping those in need -- from helping old ladies cross the street (he's caused more than a few accidents doing this, but he does his best) to volunteering at food pantries or animal shelters on the weekends.

Oh, and he's always more than happy to sit back and let you rant about your problems whenever you need, whether he understands them or not! (Just don't expect any realistic, lucrative advice in return)

◇TRIVIA◇

▪︎Gnocchi is completely blind and finds his way around using echolocation

▪︎Gnocchi's species is naturally flexible and incredibly agile, making him a lover of the art of dance.

▪︎Always makes an effort to be bros with anyone and everyone.

▪︎He also performed as a contortionist in a traveling freakshow at one point, but he left because his boss was "too bossy."

▪︎He's mainly a street dancer for a living, and enjoys quick-paced, bouncy music the most. Hardcore EDM listener.

▪︎Dancing is like a language to him, as is music; he's fluent in all types of dance from many different cultures.

▪︎Gnocchi is a pacifist, and even though he is more than physically capable of defending himself, he refuses to engage in violence and always looks for the most peaceful resolutions possible.

▪︎His relaxed, go-with-the-flow personality makes it easy to avoid conflict in the first place. If someone's mad at him, he just (figuratively) smiles and shrugs it off.

▪︎He really likes listening to those "Pete the Cat" books that are meant for children. The local librarian has grown quite tired of reading them to him every other day.

▪Has an affinity for knitting scarves. They usually come out looking...interesting. He doesn't actually wear them though, he usually donates them or just leaves them lying around.

▪Because he wears a lot of bling and carries around loose change in his pockets, he tends to jingle when he moves around a lot

▪︎His favorite "celebrity" is Mr. Rodgers. He likes to quote him a lot.

▪︎You better bet he be listening to Bob Ross videos every night to get to sleep

▪︎He is a vegetarian, and while he doesn't mind if other people eat meat, he personally can't stand the idea of eating something that had feelings once.

▪︎He basically lives on Italian cuisine

▪︎Yes, he got his earth name from his favorite earth food.

▪︎Also, he smells like Parmesean cheese.

▪︎Gnocchi is still new to this strange green planet, and still doesn't know exactly how it's societies work. When it comes to getting dressed, he skips human asthetic and just picks out random articles of clothing he think looks cool(he can't see so he just guesses) This results in some pretty "interesting" outfits and accessories.

☆SPECIES TRAITS☆

•The defining feature of his mystery species is undoubtedly his massive ears, which he claims makes him a very good listener (he tried being a therapist once -- didn't work out).

•But those silly ears aren't just for listening, they're also for speaking out of! (which tends to confuse people, as his voice is doubled, giving it an echo effect)

•They're also great for pouring ludicrous amounts of Italian food into. Delicious!

•The insides of his "ear" canals look horrifically similar to a sandworm's mouth

•Gnocchi is blind! Whether it's because his eyes don't work or it's because his species might LACK eyes, no one knows. The sunglasses never come off. (Literally, he super glued them to his face)

•Often makes clicking noises, using echolocation to find his way around and quickly identify the shapes and sizes of potential obstacles. Its doesn't work very well in locations with lots of different loud noises, though.

•Oddly enough, the most similar DNA to him found on planet earth is that of the giant montane pitcher plant. Do with THAT what you will...