Lemon Provolone

shoutout to Billy my friend Billy (tumblr user psi-groovin) for naming him Provolone

Height: 6'3

Age: bout the same as Shittin Tim

Pronouns: any

Misc:

• Shittin Tim's Man
• [their playlist]
• Pimiento's brother
• dude who accidentally got mixed up in the mob & fled out west to get away bc he sucked so much at everything & they were gonna Get Rid Of Him
• this didn't necessarily solve his problems bc he couldn't find a way to make a decent living. not really good at anything. terrible under pressure. a little too clumsy. fighting for his life trying to hold down a job
• lives with and cares for his grandmother who thinks he's an idiot. he had to bring her since she was known by his colleagues; couldn't leave her with the rest of his family lest they get caught up in the nonsense
• family back home found him again completely by chance while visiting a friend out west & after much shouting and tears they made up and continued to secretly visit him once in a while
• kind of a mess. kind of guy you'd find laying face down in a puddle. kind of guy who knows he belongs face down in a puddle
• exceedingly nervous. definitely has an anxiety disorder
• wears oversized clothes to hide the fact that he weighs as much as a chihuahua
• sucks at most things but is really good at gardening. when he found out how much Tim likes flowers he was like !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I GOT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• Tim is probably one of the only people who ever saw anything in him. & meeting him was the final factor in fully turning his life around bc Tim helped him make ends meet and helped him get his shit together
• loves Tim so much he gets overwhelmed by the emotion sometimes
• definitely has a fun gender. probably wouldn't even be aware of it though unless somebody specifically explained gender to him and a little light bulb would go off. he would present and act exactly the same but with 5% more confidence. I think he's genderfluid but his gender just fluctuates between several variations of "I dunno🤷"
• has a big giant scar across his Whole torso that people assume he got just being clumsy or whatever but it's actually from a knife fight that happened when he still lived on the east coast. he did not win the knife fight. he grins and agrees with whatever goofy theory people come up with about the scar. the best one he's heard is "wild can-opening accident"
• loves using Tim as a pillow bc he's a soft little man. feels bad about being too bony for Tim to do the same. Tim does not mind whatsoever