Gaffin

WEASARD!! WIZARD HAT W THE COWBOY BRIM!!

Local wizard polymorphed into a ferret caught stealing absurd amounts of maple syrup from local grocer, more at 11.

Wears a cursed Cloak of the Hummingbird that can transform into hummingbird wings to allow for flight. Curse speeds up his metabolism, meaning he needs to eat an absurd amount of sugar daily, just like a hummingbird. This man drinks shaved ice syrup straight from the bottle.