Hatchet

absolutely in college for Something. has not been paying attention to absolutely anything. since death on campus is never permanent, hatchet has taken to killing people for fun instead of any actual extracirricular activity. if you try telling them to stop they'll just get you too. good luck

• really into early 2010's internet culture
• theyve got an extensive knife collection in their dorm just for the hell of it. their room mate is not thrilled
• that bear hoodie never comes off. they Wanted to be the college mascot but killing people is generally frowned upon