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Created
1 year, 8 months ago
Creator
Televanilla
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DAN

Name
Dan
Age
20+
Gender
N/A
Species
Cryptid
Height
5'2
Role
The Creature
Birthday
01/22
Status
Alive
Loud
Creep
Werido

Picture it, Dan "Damn Daniel" Damn Daniel graduating, a pile of bones rolls up in a wheelchair with their little cap and gown on, there is no emotion and it only responds with "kill yourself" but that's not all. No no, Dan has their little spoinkterm plushie next to them with its on wheelchair. To top it all off, everywhere Dan rolls to the small speaker in their ribcage plays hit Grammy winning song BIG SHOT by Toby Fox from the hit game Deltarune Chapter 2 in the worst quality ever. I want Dan to know I have my phone on speaker and the phrase "reigen cum" echoed through my entire kitchen like it was a fucking church choir singing in a chapel

08/26/22

Likes
  • Murder
  • The Gays (GC)
  • RPG Maker Games
  • BIG SHOT
Disikes
  • Thorn
  • Time
  • Hypocrites
  • Spelling

My infatuation goes beyond the fathomable realms of our mortal reality; the space-time continuum shivers in insignificance besides the vast eon-spanning magnitude of my carnal desire for Reigan. The very fibre of our world, of the worlds beyond even ours, trillions of light-epochs away is merely a single velvet-worms delicate thread in comparison to the incomprehensible force that is my cravings for that Reiganussy. Civilizations will rise and fall, humanity vanquished, preserved in antiquity, studied in grand hallways of the most decadent and brilliant of extra-terrestrial, otherworldly universities in the same way we study ancient Egyptians, and one day these supreme beings will find my writings and fall to their knees. I need that Reiganussy. I pray every day for the Reiganussy. I am insatiable. God cries when he hears me, the Devil averts his gaze, the outermost gods bristle and quiver when they hear my accursed screams. They know, despite their omnipotence and omniscience, that they can do nothing. They weep in their distant universes knowing that the force of my pleas are constrained only by my mortal form. They hang their heads in humiliation and shed tears; with bated breath they await the day my voice will shake the entire multiverse to its core and bring about the end of the world as we know it, all for the Reiganussy. Will no one up there, in the aether, hear me? Nor any beings in the nethermost regions of comprehensible reality? My screams fall upon deaf ears. My need for the Reiganussy extends far beyond the reach of light, time, space, matter, and all reason. When will it end?

Intellect
Empathy
Patience
Charisma
Confidence
Rage

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Trivia
  • I got Midnight Subway from SaltyDKDan.
  • 1987 was a fun year to go to Las Vegas.
  • Yes, I am the creator of AnotherOne (DSaF "AU").
Design
Televanilla
  • Ms Paint lookin ass
  • 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
  • Now's your chance to be a big shot!
  • Tell me what you're really selling
They'll all know that the body's mine!
BIG SHOT
Toby Fox
They/It