Keine Weiss

a dude named Keine who is literally just out here living his best life when a god shows up and is like "hey you seem like a good dude. wanna be god?" and he's like "no??? that's too much responsibility" and the god is like "well too bad, I'm retiring so here's all my powers teehee byebye" and so he's just trying to do his best to find the god and go "TAKE THIS BACK" while also taking care of god responsibilities bc like it's not the people's fault that their god was shitty and abandoned them..... fun!

also he has a lil ribbon with a jewel that turns into a sword that does nothing other than complain but is like a holy artifact or smth....

He just wants to go home man he's the only sane person here and he's always ready to cry when he can't live up to god standards because he's literally just a human with powers he doesn't even entirely understand how to control yet