Snotpope The Generous

What's worse than a Goblin? A Pyrokinetic Goblin. What's worse than a Pyrokinetic Goblin? An Idiot Pyrokinetic Goblin. Snotpope the Generous (named after his saintly mother, Ellen, not for any generous feats of his own) is a conniving creep with the one thing a goblin should never have access to: complete and utter mastery over flame and fire. That being said, perhaps "complete and utter" is not the best word to explain what he can do- certainly, he burned half of his face down to the bone once when he sneezed while scratching his eyebrow. Buffoonery aside, Snotpope is a menace to friends and foes alike, loving nothing more than the rare delicacy of cooked meat to make him three things which are dangerous when combined together: strong, hungry, and totally insane.