Mason
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Mason, the Orchid Killer
REGULAR / 70s-80s VIBES / SERIAL KILLER
PANSEXUAL / POLY ❤️❤️❤️❤️ — SINGLE (OR IS HE)
BREEDINGS VERY UNLIKELY
- your average 70s serial killer: a pervert with cheesy, disgusting pick-up lines
- full of himself and self-absorbed, thinks he is the best
- has certain interests nobody wants to know about
- definitely smokes and likes experimenting... in more than just one way
- has anger issues and is very psychotic, would be fine if he just accepted to get help
- his only true love is his gardening shop which he runs actually quite successful
- he is pretty good at flower arranging and gardening, actually... which surely comes in handy from time to time
- he sells flowers, seeds, tools and literally everything gardening related
- his shop also sometimes helps him cover up his other deeds
- ... especially when he needs to purchase certain tools he can easily claim he simply needs it for the shop
- that skeleton in the decorative arrangement? definitely fake
- unironically wears shirts with stupid slogans on them: "I'm not a serial killer, I just love gardening" is his go-to
- or he wears hawaiian shirts that clash with his pelt
- always sporting large glasses and a little too much hair grease
- smiles akwardly when trying to flirt, always showing too many teeth
- "warns" his future victims by gifting them flowers
- pretends to be "woke" because he doesn't discriminate whom he kills, or flirts with or has fun with, but that's mostly connected