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Mason, the Orchid Killer

REGULAR / 70s-80s VIBES / SERIAL KILLER

PANSEXUAL / POLY ❤️❤️❤️❤️ — SINGLE (OR IS HE)

BREEDINGS VERY UNLIKELY


  • your average 70s serial killer: a pervert with cheesy, disgusting pick-up lines
  • full of himself and self-absorbed, thinks he is the best
  • has certain interests nobody wants to know about
  • definitely smokes and likes experimenting... in more than just one way
  • has anger issues and is very psychotic, would be fine if he just accepted to get help
  • his only true love is his gardening shop which he runs actually quite successful
  • he is pretty good at flower arranging and gardening, actually... which surely comes in handy from time to time
  • he sells flowers, seeds, tools and literally everything gardening related
  • his shop also sometimes helps him cover up his other deeds
  • ... especially when he needs to purchase certain tools he can easily claim he simply needs it for the shop
  • that skeleton in the decorative arrangement? definitely fake
  • unironically wears shirts with stupid slogans on them: "I'm not a serial killer, I just love gardening" is his go-to
  • or he wears hawaiian shirts that clash with his pelt
  • always sporting large glasses and a little too much hair grease
  • smiles akwardly when trying to flirt, always showing too many teeth
  • "warns" his future victims by gifting them flowers
  • pretends to be "woke" because he doesn't discriminate whom he kills, or flirts with or has fun with, but that's mostly connected