Mallory "Marshal" Baudelaire

- higher than your hopes and dream

- has a thorn cuff on his ankle (or wrist, sometimes) which falls off whenever he leaves it unchecked (it serves important purpose to him, he just cannot care enough)

- used to be titled Marshal and eventually everyone calls him Marshal instead of his real name

- as a former Watcher he used to watch over humanity. Now he watches over anything else but human

- meme generator on two feet