Umami
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- 1 year, 7 months ago
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- hydrabones
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Not-So-Fresh Profreshional
UMAMI
"I'm not afraid to play rough, I'm afraid to bruise you."
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Octoling sanitization wasn't perfected in a day, and everyone knows you have to crack a few eggs to make an omelette. This egg's not as Fresh as they could be, but hey, at least they have plenty of shrimp for company!
Personality
Umami looks somewhat stoic and low-energy, often coming off as intimidating or scary combined with their appearance, but in actuality, they're completely oblivious to the vibes they give off/the effect they have on people. They're actually very laid-back and try to come off as friendly even if it's not necessarily perceived that way, though around their friends and people they're comfortable with, they're much more chaotic. While it may often seem like they're not paying attention or taking things seriously because of their nature, they're pretty sharp in a pinch, especially when it comes to their friends. (not to be That Guy, but: huge Benry HLVRAI vibes).
Occasionally, they have times when they are unable to speak if they are overwhelmed or dwell on their sanitization, and sometimes rely on their shrimp to help them communicate.
Likes
- Savory/Spicy/Salty foods
- Salmon Runs/Big Runs (mostly keeping their friends out of trouble)
- Collecting magnets for their locker.
- Sleeping in
- Surface culture commercials, particularly radio jingles and slogans. They listen to these a lot on deliveries have a tendency to repeat them.
Dislikes
- Turf Battles (doesn't hate them, they're just not super competitive)
- People who take themselves too seriously
- Cold weather (they tend to run cold and have to bundle up frequently)
- Bitter foods like coffee/dark chocolate
TLDR
Once a soldier in the Octarian army, they were selected for early sanitization testing after they were severely injured in a situation where they had no access to respawn tech. Because of their attempted sanitization, they don't have most of their memory from before or immediately after being sanitized, but as they retained their free will and weren't in well enough physical shape to be used or even "recycled" by the Octarian army, they were discarded and were eventually able to escape. After making their way to the surface, they moved to Splatsville for a Fresh start. While they don't remember much of their past, they do carry strong negative emotions tied to it. They love surface culture and the simple things in life.
Current
Now living in Splatsville, they work as a courier for iShipIt, escorting particularly dangerous deliveries across the Splatlands with the rest of their team. Most of the time, their friends (including their shrimp friends) do the talking while they act as the driver and the muscle, which, with their inability to feel some pain and surprising physical strength, suits them just fine, though they have a general distaste for unneeded violence. Between deliveries, they room with several of their teammates and are content in maintaining their state of life, though they're very supportive of their more ambitious teammates. When business is slow, they pick up a lot of odd jobs around the city and have a lot of experience doing many different things, and it's not uncommon to see them in unlikely places on a side gig.
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Trivia
- Because they're partially dead, they tend not to feel a lot of pain.
- They have a lot of different mixtapes for hyper-specific situations.
- They prefer spicy and savory food because it's easier for them to taste- their sense of taste is actually very dulled.
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