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The Rod of the Crimson King might be a rather, ah, humerus mistranslation, my dear. #itsprobablyanancientdildo
I adore you, darling. Now what say we go and get the Rod of the Crimson King back from those bleeding thieves before they start raising the damned dead?
For a sneak thief you're illegally adorable.
Gee Whiz, Missus Clark, you're a real firecracker!