Bitter Glitter is a pretty pink pony with a killer mean streak! She's always got something to say about everypony - nice or nasty, she doesn't care. She likes to channel her sarcasm and scathing wit into stand up routines she'll never finish (or perform). Despite that, if you take the time to get to know her,,
you'll see she's not all bad. the few friends she does have can attest to her sweeter side - as well as her pet sugar glider, Sprinkles! and who knows, maybe
she'll get up on stage one of these days and show Equesteria what she's made of!
They're also incredibly cool and sexy for reasons unknown.

Personality

Bitter can talk for hours without actually saying anything of substance. If you're having a conversation with her, she's happy to take the lead, but also really likes to listen - probably because it finally gives her jaw a break. Silence is uncomfortable for them and they fill it up as much as they can, because you can't overthink if you're talking.

While they themselves vehemently claims that if you call yourself funny, you're planting the idea that you're funny in peoples' heads so you're probably not all that funny at all, they get told this frequently enough that there's possibly some truth in it. So they're basically not actually even calling themselves funny, and therefore it doesn't count as being disingenuous about it.

Bitter Glitter wants to become a comedian someday, but currently works as an artist, freelance, and lives at home with her mom. She gets anxious and upset about feeling like she's going nowhere in life, but her overall attitude is hopeful and confident things will get better.

Biography

Bitter Glitter, usually shortened to Bitty, is a simple pony: They're known in their friendship circles for their well-documented love of the colour pink (wonder why...), making jokes, Taylor Swift and soft, cuddly things, and they're generally seen as a (quote) "huge doinkus" in their group, though they're known to also have a pensive and thoughtful side. A textbook Sagittarius! Though, reading her horoscope, she usually uses her rising sign of Libra.

They're an academic, loving to study and spend time accruing as much knowledge to do with their chosen passions (acting, comedy, law and psychology) as much as possible. Technically, they studied animal care at college (yeah, figure that one out) but don't really do much with their diploma. Most of their free time is spent enjoying the comedic works of other ponies, listening to music or doodling in a notebook. If comedy fails, they hope to become a streamer someday, since they like being the centre of attention and have no shame in that nor their huge ego.

That being said, their heart truly belongs to their friends and they'll die for them a hundred times over. Hundred and first though, you can fuck off.