🐟Simon

Have you ever wondered if cats actually have nine lives? Simon's here to disprove those claims in court! Actually, maybe not. He doesn't have a lawyer, and it's probably because he's more human than cat. Ehh, who cares? He sure as heck doesn't. Growing up as a lab rat (or cat), Simon had actually had a fairly normal life. He was adored by the people who surrounded him and was constantly showered in attention, which didn't really help him with his sense of superiority. Or maybe that's just his cat genetics there. But even his carefree life, there was always something he lacked. And that's real-world experience.

One day, Simon accidentally found a bag of unopened grapes. And so he ate all of them and then he suddenly died. Gee, I wonder why. But in all actuality, being dead wasn't the worst part of it. It was the fact that the afterlife was full of MEAN PEOPLE.

When he first stepped into purgatory, he was honestly surprised by the mean looks that were given to him and the fact that no one really wanted to talk to him. It was such a change in the environment that he thought he was going to die for a second time. Eventually, he found sanctuary with a strange cold faced woman by the name of Amora Émile. Of course, she was very rude to him at first but eventually softened up to him, probably because he's part cat. The two formed a strange friendship and eventually became best friends. And Amora taught him the most important lesson of all. How to roast someone so hard they cry, which explains why he's such a little shit now.

But there was still some form of pity for the people of the afterlife that he felt would never go away. That was until he found a new interesting in cooking! Amora had suggested that he start a cafe. He took it to heart and eventually did! With their shared savings. That he used without asking first. It explains why he isn't allowed to own a credit card.

So, in the corner of a quiet street in Hell, there now lies a vibrant Cat Cafe. Everyone is welcome, no matter the horrendous sins you've committed in your time on earth. And it's a place where Simon finds joy making new deserts and help healing the souls of the damned, and where he can learn more about the world he is in when he didn't have a chance to in his previous life. And it's also where he gets all the gossip to share with his bestie at the end of the day.