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“Why are kids so dumb and annoying. Having one around you is so overrated. He won’t stop climbing on me and asking dumb questions and crying and complaining and talking and he never SLEEPS and he is literally incapable of expressing emotions normally, instead he just like combusts at the smallest inconvenience-
… but I would kill anyone who even looks at him the wrong way.”
“I want to be just like Dirty when I grow up!” : )
“Hey, dude. I was thinking that for lunch, we-”
“Sssshhh! I’m busy drawing a frog with human legs.
…speaking of which, how many murderers do you think the average person interacts with, without realizing?”
“God, why are you SO BORING?? You packed a puzzle on the trip? I can’t believe we grew up together and I turned out so epic and you turned out so… you.
This is why we’ll never work out as friends…”
*talking to himself*
“Good golly, Dirty sure is kind and cool, I’m so glad we’re best friends!”