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Nice to hear you're doing good deeds in the real world. Have fun with that being-a-positive-influence thing, it'll take ya far.
Thank you sir, I'll do my best!!
Now I know you didn't wanna be here at first, but look at you! Y'got friends and everything. Everything happens for a reason. ..Have a good one.
..If you say so, sir.
You worked hard to get where you are. Can't think of a channel who's ever worked harder. Guess anger and love continue to be the two biggest motivators ever, huh? Nice.
I'm in so much pain
Hey there, squirt. Hopefully life's been treating you well. I heard you learned the joys of running from the police! That's good. All positive things.
Hi dad-- I-I MEAN UBEL!! Haha AHEM- yes-
You're right. But man, was that funny. Enjoy your body and your new life, by the way.
I am POSITIVE that making me walk a tightrope over a pool of hungry sharks was NOT a life lesson.
Heard you got yourself a fancy detective job! You're doing pretty good out there. Keep it up.
Thank you, Conductor! I am still learning so much about this world. Hopefully, I will not let you down.
No problem. Heard quite a few things about you, too. You sure know how to make even the sharpest thorns warm right up to you, huh? Hm. Maybe I've found myself a successor for my train...
Hey, you're the conductor every channel's been telling me about, right? ..Thank you for getting my friends here, safe and sound! I owe you one!
No problem, Riley. Now, go! Go and make those houses better than they had ever been before in their entire lives! I'm talking scraping the popcorn ceilings riiight off those suckers, and installing sleek marble countertops in pure white kitchens.
Thank you. For everything.
Weird. I thought you of all people would've been jazzed to see something burning and crashing and plummeting down to the ground from thousands of feet in the air.
Hey protip for your next batch of channels maybe DONT DRIVE THEM ONTO AN ACTIVELY CRASHING SPACESHIP??
I'm real glad you liked it, Irwin, and I'm glad those other guys have someone like you around. The world needs more Irwins: People that're full of life, and curious about the world around them. People that'll find the bravery to do the right thing in the face of fear. You've got a good heart.
The view from your train is so pretty! I still watch the videos when I’m sad!
Don't worry. If you look deep within yourself- but not too deep, unless you wanna unpack some crazy bullshit- then I believe you will find the gender you're looking for. Trust me with this one. Have fun on J'morcu.
WAIT!! COME BACK!! I still have so much to learn!! I still want to know what a gender is!
Whaaat? You think you would've made it out there without learning how to survive a T-Rex attack? It provided an important lesson about dinosaurs, you know, which was to be glad they aren't alive anymore.
I’m not one to look a gift horse in the mouth but I’m pretty sure some of your “life lessons” was just you fucking with us.