2k

My splatoon 3 octoling

He is one half of “2k”, the other is Pk. They coexist to stimulate the same brain while still being their own persons.

20 something year old, kind of a douche but the most logical of the 2. He’s very average on the outside but a bit of a freak behind closed doors. Has weird interests; he’s madly in love with his heavy splatling, calling it his wife and kissing it too. He believes that there’s some kind of love triangle between him, heavy splatling, and sloshing machine for whatever reason. Acts like a know it all but really he’s just a loser. Has a habit of picking at his facial skin when he’s nervous.

He only plays turf/rank, with the exception of forcefully being dragged into salmon run shifts with Pk.

His favorite splatband member is noiji.

Him and Pk are actually indifferent to each other despite their joint status. Sure, they’re usually seen together, doing things together, maybe sometimes sleeping in the same bed, but it’s only because they feel a strange need to be close. They get into bloody physical fights every once in awhile, but it’s all done in “fun” as they say.