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-thrown a tantrum when they tried to take her sword
-stripped at a funeral
-been extremely gay for a lady with a big sword
-needlessly intimidated a party member by yelling out her own name really loudly
-did absolutely nothing in a boss battle
-used "compelled duel" on a wall
-stabbed the wall with her sword
-chopped off an already dead guy's arm to make sure he was actually dead and then apologize to said dead guy
-failed a stealth roll so everyone saw her grabbing a statue's tit
-befriended a gazer she named ridiculously "Siegfried of the Dawn on the Back of an Eagle" (their name is gay horney but cordelia will never call them that)
-investigated by grabbing an extremely hot thing that steam was coming out with her bare hands of bc i got a nat one (took fire damage on that)
-said this: "If I knew how to use magic to open doors, I wouldn't need hands!"
-Lucian: "Real bloody impressive, I do that every single day, Ms. Dauphin."
Cordelia: "Y-you get trapped here every day!?"
Cordelia: "Why didn't you say so sooner!?"
Lucian: "I open doors. Ms. Dauphin."
-was VERY impressed by atlas's door opening skills
-nicknamed the wizard super important baron Lulu. his name is lucian
-this: "That's The Right Honorable The Lord Lucian the Emo Goth Glassespants, to you!" She's mimicking Lucian's voice badly.
-and this: "...Lady Azu of the Sexy Burning Flame?"
-and this: "Oh! I suppose so. Lord Beet Root the Sexy."
-"Where's the Beet?"
-"Hecketh yes! Son of a Gibber! Let's move on!"
-given the party hammy nicknames
-had a VERY serious conversation about whether Lucian could use magic to lock doors (he can)
-"Morning... wood? What's that? What's different about wood in the morning!?"
-She starts throwing the books around. "Take that, nerd books!"
-"Ingredience..."
-rolled a nat 20 to throw a book at lucian
-Cordelia perceives deez nuts.
-BEET ROOT TITS05/27/2018
Cordelia rolls to stealthily grab her tit.
hewwo? mistew wucian?05/27/2018
Teke throws her clackers at the Statue's tit.
lime05/27/2018
Cordelia grabs the tit, just in time to feel the clackers slam into her hand.
-"Yeah! I agree! Let us partake in another non-acid bath!"
-"S-statue!? All I see is a s-sexy lady." Cordelia is going to try to seduce the statue. Cordelia waves her sword. "Look, at my sword!"
-"Lu-Lu Lucian, Semper's Greatest Love Machine!? You don't even know your own brother!?"
-maybe its mayebeline06/10/2018
"Although Gay Horney over here is by far not as important as him- Wh-...What did you just call Lucian?"
BEET ROOT TITS06/10/2018
"Lu-Lu?"
maybe its mayebeline06/10/2018
"No, uh, after that."
BEET ROOT TITS06/10/2018
"...Your brother?"
maybe its mayebeline06/10/2018
"No before- Forget it."
-"T-There's nothing wrong with calling things sexy! See, we're all very sexy!" You get the idea Cordelia only really vaguely knows what sexy means.
-"Why did we have to kill her... are we all some sort of vile beings who cannot go without taking another life? What is this for, anyway? This whole scenario...! But I know the meaning of it all! It's all... for the..." She's literally making like zero sense, but she seems to be REALLY into it. "Pussy...babe...."
-Yeah! Fairness! "You must not bring disgrace to Lyris's name! You are now converted!" It was a trap!
-Cordelia looks at the hole. "Lady Maye, you said... jump in... Alright! As you say... YEET!" Cordelia jumps into the well, striking a heroic pose.
-Cordelia immediately stands up. "DUEL ME FOR THE ABSOLUTE INCONVENIENCE THIS WAS!"
-"I miss her, and sometimes she gets lonely if we're apart for too long. I mean, I get lonely. Not her. But she must be lonely too!"
-"Also, I uh, can't join your cult, e-even if you are a lady, and all.."
-"Sir Conan Doyle! I am so terribly sorry for cutting the limbs off of your already dead body-!"
-"I'll keep my clothes on! I promise! Lyris's honor!"
-BEET ROOT TITS06/17/2018
Cordelia gasps. "Did you... eat Lady Teke?"
hewwo? mistew wucian?06/17/2018
She proceeds to kick Cordelia's knee. "You're really dumb."
BEET ROOT TITS06/17/2018
"AGHK- My fantasy knee!"
-BEET ROOT TITS06/17/2018
"Hmmm, I think my father said I should pick up some eggs on the way back. Do you have any of those?"
lime06/17/2018
They lean in super close. Cordelia feels a wave of heat as their nose nearly touches hers. "...I'm over one hundred years old, and I am young."
BEET ROOT TITS06/17/2018
Cordelia boops their nose. "Boop!"
-"Maybe you can read some of my self-insert, Lyris x Reader secontory!"
-"HI I'M LESBIAN!"
-"My family is right here with me..." She looks fondly at everyone, and then immediately pulls out her sword and kisses it. "My wife!"
-Cordelia lifts Beet Root out of her chest plate. "You little chad!"
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