Your name is BLAINE THUNDERCHEEKS, and you're SICK of all this ASSHOLERY. You should just BE ALLOWED TO VAPE whenever you WANT and your DAD has ABSOLUTELY NO SAY in whether or not you should be allowed to do that. You've never MET your dad, but you feel like he'd be a big enough ASSHOLE (since you know he IS one) to tell you not to take a rip from your JUUL. You think cats are FREAKY AS FUCK. You think your sibling DAHLIA should ditch that FREAKY WEIRDO and get a BETTER PET. Every time you see the COLOR GOLD, you LOSE your fucking SHIT.

blaine is arrogant and hot-headed. he doesn't have a filter so he says a lot of stupid shit. he's not very smart, but he acts like he is. he's a little naive and gullible, and is fun to mess with because of that and his usually dramatic reactions. he seems to have a lot of confidence and acts like he's the best at preeetty much everything, but in reality he's pretty insecure. he has a bit of an inferiority complex because of his sibling, dahlia. he's wildly jealous of them for pretty much everything, and has a habit of antagonizing them almost constantly.

blaine's dad was a dullahan and somehow his mom ended up hooking up w him. she got pregnant from their fling and had blaine. he never knew his dad and i doubt his dad's even aware of his birth. he's always been really upset about that, especially because dahlia's dad is very present in their life. he was a normal, albeit kind of aggressive kid. but he got kind of angsty as a teenager and was a little bit of a delinquent, often breaking into places with his friends or stealing stuff. as he grew up though, he kind of grew out of it, and he lost most of his friends anyways. most of the time nowadays he just sits in his basement room, making his indie horror games or playing world of warcraft.

he may be tall but he's still a total twink. he gets really salty when people expect him to be short and then find out he's tall and act weird about it

he has an old beat up camaro that he thinks is the coolest thing ever. it always runs perfectly though and never needs gas. it's like his magical dullahan steed or something

he hates gold. even one piece of gold jewelry can scare him off

he can open anything that's locked, which is part of why he's so good at breaking into places

the ribs/spine on his back are tattoos, but the lil bones on his tail are actually like.. There

he's terrified of cats, especially dahlia's

he can remove his head. he keeps it in place on his shoulders with various collars/braces. when his head's off, smoke comes out of his neck. it's black and smells kind of like charcoal and cigarette smoke

all five of his eyes blink independently from each other.

his hair is shaved in the back

he's a game developer but he's not popular. he makes horror games and his "studio" is in the basement

he vapes because dahlia and his mom didn't want him to smoke cigarettes in the house.