Lemonade

A dumbass piece-a shit who sounds like how he looks. Absolute zero redeeming qualities except maybe being funny as long as you're not the object of his dumb comments. IQ is in single digits in account to his non-existent forhead yet knows EXACTLY the slur to call you on X-Box Live.

Lemonade's egg was dropped when being relocated and splattered all over some rocks, yet this motherfucker was so dumb he forgot how to die. Now he plagues the open seas in his dinky lil raft, looking for sypathetic travellers flying overhead or swimming underneathe to hitch a ride with and leech off of only to disappear, leaving a letter with a smily face because he doesnt know how to write.