Horsey P. Hearth

the scarecrow // Horsey Hearth • pumpkin farmhand and wannabe backwoods bootlegger
• a grumpy old scarecrow animated by ancient forces but motivated by his contemporary hobbies.
• loves to pretend he's an old west criminal; beneath the cabin are tunnels he's fitted with distilleries
• born as the guardian princess to... something. it's evidently not a role he holds in very high esteem.
• it might just be some ancient force that wants to consume the world in flame. it's probably whatever
• related; has a certain affinity for fire, including spice. particularly aromatic from all the cider he drinks
• his body grows, as most pumpkins, with the season, until late october when he carves and 'resets' it
• sounds gory on paper, isn't really. his aforementioned craft brewing makes it rather enjoyable, even!