Profile
PRIMULA
SHE/HER Born in April of 1810, has all the evil horoscopes.
ABOUT:
SPECIES:
Strigoi
LIKES:
Passion, scary women, comfy clothing, edgy music, changing her hairstyle constantly, violence, cold weather, substance abuse, sleeping in, playing sports
DISLIKES:
Musicals, pretentious people (without substance), the idea of "good" and "evil", movies longer than 2 hours, sunny days, adderal (it makes her boring!!), consistent sleep schedules, consistency in general, watching sports.
HOBBIES:
Movies, Television, Guitar, Synthesizer, Being a menace on the internet, acting, and like, an iddy bit of whittling
OCCUPATION:
Tax-Evading unemployed hag
BIOGRAPHY
Once a notorious vampire, unable to be killed by even the strongest vampire hunter, she has long since abandoned the fame to live in the shadows of human society. She went out with not a bang,but a cricket’s song. Or a gust of wind. Or a tumbleweed. Whichever one you like the least, cause she can’t even go off the grid in a good, non-evil way. Many will speculate why and how she disappeared, but she really just got bored. To cure this boredom she amassed many hobbies over the years. Currently she enjoys horror films, having a huge amount of screen time just in front of her tv.
She is ill tempered, yet smug and calm whenever she’s in control of a situation. Don’t interpret the fact she stopped being THE Lord Primula Asmordeus as her stopping her evil ways and only eating animals- she is in fact just as evil, and her favorite blood type is B+. One must wonder how long this era of being relatively docile will last, and what exactly will bring it to an end.
Before this happens, and if it even will, she will continue blending in with humans. While she does this,some of her past actions will inevitably dig themselves out of the grave she built for them.
CAMMY:
She’s annoying! She’s 197 years older than me and she’s still acting like a stupid kid! She doesn’t even do cool stuff anymore! She just sits in front of the tv all day, and she doesn’t even watch anything that’s good… just shitty horror movies cause she watched all the good ones already. She stinks too.
KUSUMA:
Primula is a very simple minded person, and the reason she’s even lived this far is because I've always been there to think for her. What, you think she came up with the idea to destroy an entire town of vampires on her own? Well she didn’t. I did. To try to kill her. I’m fine with her living now by the way. Anyways, there's something to admire about her resilience, and something humorous about her stupidity. She lets me make fun of her, so that's nice too.
BUD:
Bark! Bark! (feeds me foods, houses me. But she puts me in the water tomb, so i hope she dies.)
POINSETTIA:
Oh Primula, you absolute fool! You’re hilarious! Living in this dusty house with countless rooms you never go into, littered with paintings of your prime. But I've seen you do this before, abandoning your old life for a new… and you’ll always be Primula, won’t you? Even in this quiet life of sitting on your ass all day, you’re still going to be stirring up trouble, aren’t you? I keep asking these questions cause I know they’d be answered with yes!
PHANTOM:
she eats me :'(
