Porkchop's Links
Commander Klaus is a creepy creature! (In my opinion….) but that isn’t gonna stop me from trying to tame him as under that experimentation all creations have a heart (easier said then done) I’ve almost died by him countless times with no mercy in his eyes. Maybe one day (one day) he’ll turn over a new leaf and be much better.
RAAA!*Klaus roars and growls even thinking of that pig* (Stupid stinky pig! He just loves to piss me off! He wants to be “friends” or whatever and if he keeps trying I’m promise it’ll cost his life! I’ll tear him open to shreds)
A local trooper! He gives me the *oink oink* heebie jeebies sometimes and has stolen the things I’ve had in my pockets for a few weeks until he got to fully know one another after he gave me an *oink* chance. He’s one cool bird rocking shades and has a snarky tone but when it’s just me he’s much softer and enjoys making.
A weird alien that had *oink* showed up well I was working and scared the bacon out of me! He seems to be an evil*grunt* alien that wants to destroy planet earth? From what I’ve gathered. I’ve tried to study anomaly from a distance.
One of my favorite recruits. He’s super sweet but is too into *oink* work. From my research (and what I saw) Apollo got his heart removed for trying to have freewill. After that he follows orders only from Porky and the higher ups. *snort* I feel terrible for him as he slowly became a husk which he told me he never wanted to be one. I prepare food for him and help him and his brother’s drills out when they malfunction. I hope things get *oink* better for that mole.
This greedy little rodent honestly gets on my nevers *snorts*. He thinks he’s the ruler of everything and bosses me and the troops around! He’s such a pest stealing from everyone or tormenting some. Makes me wanna buy a cat maybe it will scare that nasty rodent away.
A dog I’ve *oink* seen around a town Master Porky wanted us to invade. Like the other creatures that inhibit this town I’ve tried to be friendly as raiding feels unnecessary. Not to *grunts* mention I’ve seen the mutt hanging out/talking with Musketeer… I just hope the *oink* troops don’t do anything too crazy…
"I've been seeing more & more of these guys around in the Little Town lately, albeit this one seems different... Perhaps he's peaceful enough to approach & ask about why these fellers are overrunning the place."