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Hey Cherrypit, I'm feeling alittle bored today, I should pull out my forced pun book! Don't worry, I'm not gonna BOMB this one, because I said one SUNDAE that my jokes are CHERRY good, and took that to the PIT of my heart!!! You're looking alittle red, don't explode now, I'M JUST GETTING STARTED!!!
“I-I need advice on anger issues! People keep pissin’ me off because they think seeing my head blow up is funny!” (Patient)
Anger issues...? Oh my. Alright, I'll let you in on a trick my loved one once tol-
“FATFACE?! WHY YOU LITTLE—“
SO YOU'RE ANGRY TOO HUH? LET ME TELL YOU, FATFACE, THE REAL SECRET IS TO IMAGINE EVERYONE THAT YOU DESPISE IN BEING BURNED ALIVE, LET EVERYTHING THEY EVER SAID AND DID TO YOU FESTER. GIVE EM A REEAAAAL REASON TO BLOW UP. KEEP IT PENT UP, THEN LASH OUT WHEN THE PRESSURE GETS TOO HIGH.