Haskell's Links
Ya know, that Syntax guy... He's really something, you know? Oho, if you think I'M bad, you should talk to them! He's got all the good stuff, the intelligence, the smirk, the stellar singing voice.... Uh... Ooh, but don't ask about their laugh though! I know he doesn't like that.
I know what you're thinking. "Why would Syntax even bother with Haskell?" Well truly, they make this job worth it. I hate those damn kids, and I hate being forced into this, but if it wasn't for Haskell and his creativity, their determination, his devious smile and.... Ahem. Moving on.
Ohhh If there's ONE of those pesky students I despise MOST it has to be her! "Oooh look at me! I'm mysterious and I don't care about anythiiiing!" All she does is make my life a LITERAL hell for no reason at all! I can NEVER fight back against her all because she thinks I'm not real! Ugh!
I don't know why a man in his thirties is so mad at me. I'm just living my best life out here~ All I do is acknowledge that realistically, pix can't do anything to hurt me. Neither can that television man. What a jerk, chirrup~
Hmph? Robin? Oh. That mushroom girl. What is there to say about her? They're a nerd, and don't have a lot of friends. She also has a massive attitude, like Isabelle but slightly less annoying!
For some reasons our teachers our robots. Cool. I wish they were good at their job. Haskell especially. Pix just kinda rambles on and on and talks about our insecurities. Not even gonna lie, it hurts, but it's also kind of pathetic.
Eh? Limbo? I dunno any Limbo's around here. The only television-head I know is Syntax himself. Well... I remember seeing this one floating around that looked significantly more square, but then they kinda just left one day. Things happen I guess.
Haskell....? I think he... was the one who came after me.... Did.... they remember me...? Did he.....?
For SOME reason Rosario keeps turning up around where I work asking me all sorts of weird questions. NO! I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HISUI! But I GUESS I have to be nice to Sombra now, since he's threatening me if I'm not. What's he gonna do? Cut some wires? Oh no! How frightening! Not.
What a strange fellow. You know, I feel like I've seen pix before. A long time ago. He looked a little different, a whole lot shabbier but less tacky. But apparently this is some kind of recent machinery, weird. Oh well, guess it's no big deal. They better treat Sombra well.
So there's this rumor that floated around that there's this one guy who has this drug that makes you feel good after smelling it once. For the record, I think most drugs do that. Not like I'd know though, I can't smell! Doesn't matter to me though... Hey, has he said anything about me? Sorry, someone said that they did.
Why yes actually, I do know Haskell. They're always joined at the hip to somebody, I wonder why that is? You don't need to be a rocket scientist to conclude that maybe robots get insecure sometimes. That's just an assumption though.