Burgh

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Created
6 years, 1 month ago
Creator
axedog
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BASICS

Name Teddy Burgh
D.o.B. March 20th, 1957
Species Cinnamon Bear
Age 63
Gender He/Him
Height 6'4"
Sexuality Homosexual Polyamorous
Alignment Neutral Good
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DESCRIPTION

Burgh is an aging man; with aching bones, a deep, somber voice, and a story or two to tell to anybody who wants to listen. He's seen it all in his days trucking down those lonesome scenic highways - the good, the bad , and the outlandish. As firm believer in anything otherworldly, at least his stories are never boring, often spiraling into a rabbit hole of his many alien theories. Burgh claims to have seen many a UFO in those clear, dark night skies. He even goes as far as claiming contact with extraterrestrials himself - from the classic aliens with the big eyes to strange cats with segmented mouths - he's fascinated with them all.

The bear is a warm and comforting soul, having a knack for knowing just the right advice to give coupled with a ridiculous amount of patience. Burgh's just too old for frivolous fretting and worry these days - says it's bad for his aging heart. Burgh carries a lot of baggage on his old shoulders that have already given him a couple extra lifetimes of regret. But Burgh can be rather thoughtless about himself as well - neglecting personal health and mental issues, and making himself sick in favor of his usual creature comforts. He says he's only got so much life left, why not enjoy it? He'd rather focus on an ice cold beer, mowing the lawn, and that old Ford of his that seems to have a new problem every week.

Burgh is settling down in Woodvale with his husband - Kedi. His trucking partner Travis isn't taking it very well.

PREFERENCES

Likes

  • Burgers, junk food, cigarettes
  • Cryptids and urban legends
  • Cacti and succulents
  • Cooking the unhealthiest shit ever

Dislikes

  • His first name
  • Icy, cold weather
  • Stuck-up, overly serious types
  • Dents in his truck

TRIVIA

  • Burgh and Kedi met each other as kids as penpals from another far-off school. They kept up with each other long into adulthood, eventually falling for each other.
  • Despite what it may seem, Burgh is far from an idiot. He's the author of a lot of cryptid-centered fiction books, from 'Tales of the Grim Beyond" and "The Nebuten Encounter".
  • Burgh and Kedi have an open but committed relationship. He was kind of a heartthrob in the 80s, and still considers himself quite the charmer (despite some evidence to the contrary).
  • Burgh used to run with a motorcycle gang that primarily dealt drugs, but had a hand in providing some sort of product to a particular scientific research company....

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