Laundre Sauce

Created after a misspelling of Laundry Sauce

Age: 30s

Height: 6'2

Pronouns: she/her

Misc:

• married to Yankers. together they have 3 brain cells. their playlist
• mother of Envelope
• professional lawn flamingo positioner
• specializes in tacky decor
• calls everybody darling, except Yankers, she calls him the most unhinged pet names anybody wishes they'd never heard. calls him shit like My Little Heartworm idk
• cartoon fancy accent. dahhhling
• dramatic gestures
• drinks out of a McDonald's wine glass
• will be like making herself a fancy beverage at her little home bar but it's just Sprite mixed with Yoohoo
• proud hermit crab mom
• has been married and divorced 3 times before finding the perfect man. Yankers doesn't mind he's just happy to be The One

The Sauces Shared Info Because I Wish I Put Them In One Page Together:

• they lovee dancing together they'll dance to anything
• they take turns cooking & they're both so bad at it. neither of them minds though
• any time Laundre wants to do a dramatic lay down Yankers will hurry to push like a little fainting couch in place for her but he trips & she misses it and falls on him
• they've been married for maybe 6 years and are still as head-over-heels in love as they were from day one and will continue to be until they die
• their car seems to hate everyone except Laundre, for whom it inexplicably works perfectly every time
• Yankers took Laundre's name when they married