Funfetti

 Funfetti is just a funny little clown dude! They don't got much going on other than wanting to boogie and have a good time. Which is surprising, considering Ettie's the spawn of that goddamn clown! Sure, clown loves violent things just as much as clown's parents and siblings, but they much more prefer to just hang out n' soak up the good vibes. They're very much capable of causing carnage, and will do so if the assignments their uncle 2B gives them demands it, but really, the only way they get their violent fix is just by observing...and occasionally devouring a person 'til there's nothing left of them. They are part Zed, afterall!

Ettie's here to have a good time, and that's very much reflected in how they carry themself! Always smiling, always giving off a cheery vibe, always prepared to sign a joke or something nice to you...It's incredibly rare to ever see them in a sour mood, the only thoughts behind those dinky little dot eyes of their's are focused on music and food- Clown's a simple guy, with simple desires. Ettie won't hesitate to get violent if Ettie suspects that any of Ettie's family is being threatened or talked shit about, but even then, they carry themself with a sinister smile and cackle. Even when clown's caving your skull in!

They're just a clown doing clown things lmfao

Peculiarily, it seems as if the Impropability Drive that's lodged in their father's head may have had some effects on his genetic material, as Ettie appears to possess very miniscule reality bending abilities. Which clown doesn't really take advantage of all that often, aside from performing cartoonishly absurd Clown gags and acts, and pulling off goofy harmless pranks on the people around clown. The most you'll see these powers in action is from clown making the sound of clown's voice fluctuate between a wide range of tones, pitches, and glitchiness. It's kind of hard to discern what Ettie's voice actually sounds like naturally because of this...

Ettie was born into the crazy polycule between the collaborting factions of S.Q. and Antithesis. The biological child of one of S.Q's more notable employees- Ebony- and one of the top dogs of Antithesis- Tricky, that goddamn clown, they came out looking like a tiny little juggalo baby and immediately signaled to their parents that they were anything but normal. Ettie was also born a twin; however, their sibling, Absinthe, had a different father than them- the notorious Hank J. Wimbleton. Superfecundation is a pretty crazy thing!

A little bit before their introduction into the polycule's life, their older sibling Asher was born, making the trio of babies essentially triplets. Their birth was basically the start of a new period for both factions, where they had to balance the continued pursuit of their goals related to the future of Nevada, as well as nurturing and raising a gaggle of little rascals.

There's nothing all that notable about their childhood; they were treated very well by everyone in their family and had a very happy time growing up. It was quickly discovered early on in Ettie's infancy that Ettie was deaf, which of course posed some potential challenges for them. Especially when combined with the fact that around the same time, Absinthe was found to be blind, but their loving family were determined to find a way to accomadate both children and ensure they'd grow up without much strife.

Which they did! Ebony's quite the crafty bastard, and figured out some pretty ingenious solutions to working with their disabilities. As a result, the only real rough shit clown experienced early in life was the usual going ons of post-apocalypse living, as well as occasional bullying from random grunts for their appearance and inability to hear. But clown could not give less of a shit about that; they're immune to harassment.

Now that Ettie's grown up, they're just enjoying life being a young twenty something that's bumming off their family and living rent free! Jokes aside, they carry out business for S.Q. and Antithesis alongside their siblings, usually whenever they're asked to help out, such as performing delivery runs or intimidating rivaling faction people for information or a debt that's owed to them. Outside of that, clown will regularly take DJ gigs at clubs, as well as being the main DJ for Death Pit's weekend broadcasts. If Ettie isn't actively engaged in either or those jobs, Ettie can usually be found hanging out with their siblings, binge eating, or vibing to feeling the vibrations of loud and heavy music!

• Barbed Wire Bat: Kills: 12

• What's Ettie's AGAB? You'll never fuckin' know!
• Clown took after their mom, and are quite the artsy little shit! While they do dabble in graffiti just as she does, they're more interested in the audio arts, and like to remix and compose their own songs in their freetime.
• Speaking of their mom, Ettie's family is pretty crazy! They've got: 2 moms- Ebony and Pathos | 4 dads- Tricky, Hank, Jeb, and Teeth | 4 uncles- Doc, Sanford, Deimos, and Patch | 2 nieces- Casslyn and Bea | and 10 siblings- Absinthe, Asher, Bank, Boxxy, Grace, Lefty, Othello, Breakfast, Salad, and Cordelia!
• Seeing as Funfetti is somehow half Zed, clown's appetite is INSANE. Ettie is thankfully able to get by pretty regularly on just large quantities of normal food, as their metabolism is pretty fucked, but they WILL eventually have to consume flesh and blood at some point. Going without a body for too long causes Clown to enter a state which essentially turns them into a mindless Zed who's incredibly dangerous to be around, since clown will stop at nothing to consume flesh.