plastic bag's Links
welllllll there may or may not be, im not really allowed to confirm or deny it~
is that a gun
I am not good at solving riddles, thankfully I have the help of my colleagues and also this gun I found
They talk to me like once a year, and every time Im shocked they haven't died of old age already! Obviously I'm immortal because of plot armor, but they look like an anemic insomniac thats one vitamin away from not waking up in the morning! maybe one day they'll tell me their secret!
Mfw I don't go out in the sun for 2349085 years... (I- I can hear you, y'know... /hj's in irl) It's always interesting talking to them for sure. I really wanna play with their hair one day though. Maybe if I ask nicely later..? (✿◡‿◡)
Ones gotta get information from all sortsa places, internet trolls are just one of the more entertaining ones! with their talents, they could probably get past most systems. or maybe write for the onion.
BREAKING NEWS!!! SILPH CO IS TRYING TO DEVELOP MASTER BALL THAT CAN CATCH ANY POKEMON!!! STILL CANT CATCH OTHER PEOPLES POKEMON THOUGH, SUPREME FAILURE