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Zepar
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"So a snail walks into a bar..."
One of Great Dukes of Hell with no legions in command. Everyone just got too sick and tired of his stupid jokes and left. Older women love him tho.
Notes
- Is really good at cleaning and doing all the house chores. Actually enjoys it.
- Even though his duties relate to love and lust, the dude is terrible at all that stuff.
- Flirts by telling jokes which are just really...bad.
- Still somehow manages to find rich women in their 40s or 50s and drain them of money.
- Well he needs to sponsor his best buddy's shopping sprees somehow so don't blame him! It's all for friendship!
- Almost never appears when summoned, even if one does the ritual correctly. Unless his summoner is a hot girl. That's completely different story then.
- Everyone in Hell thinks he is cringe. No, everyone in general thinks he is cringe.
Character
Likes
- Women.
- Sex.
- Cleaning.
- Hawaiian pizza.
- Fluffy jackets.
- Isaac's cooking.
- Unfunny jokes(he thinks they are funny).
Dislikes
- Dust.
- big animals.
- fights and violence.
- Children.
- Stand-up comedy.
Moodboard
Looks can be deceiving, and that's exactly Zepar's case. Even though one can't say by just looking at him, the redhead is a pretty important demon down there in Hell. Well, used to be, if we are being frank here. Yes, he is still a Duke and stuff, but after all his minions left him, the title is just empty words with no actual power and authority behind them. Not like he really cares, but his self-confidence still took a loooot of damage. His jokes couldn't be that bad, after all!!
ex employee's reviews
- Working for Zepar was absolute worst! No health insurance, no perks, no bonuses, no nothing! He only ever thought about girls and jokes! And he made me do all the paperwork! 0/666 worst employer ever, but the guys from 5th legion were great, no complaints about them.
- I regret wasting my best years on working for him. The guy is too soft to be called a demon! We never did anything fun like wreaking havoc and instilling fear in pesky humans. If you are thinking whose legion to join now, Flauros is the most obvious alternative; she does know what she is doing, unlike someone else.
- I only joined Zepar's legions because my friend joined lol and It wasnt all that terrible like dont get me wrong the dude is definitely not cut out for such a job but it was peaceful a nice change from all that 'death to all humans' kinda crap. i once caught him looking at a photo of some green haired guy on him phone and smiling like a psycho ugh i still get creeped out when i remember the way he looked at that moment maybe things would go differently if he was that enthusiastic about his job instead some dudes photo
They met when Isaac was still known as Beelzebub in the demon community at one of those events where all the most important and powerful demons gathered. Isaac found Zepar extremely annoying and obnoxious, but after running into each other for quiet some times, they became something akin to good acquaintances. They lost all the contact when Isaac shut himself in until Zepar just appeared out of nowhere at his doorstep. He makes sure to visit Isaac at least twice a week to clean his place and just hang out, and even though Isaac always says how much those visits annoy him he never sounds like he really means it.
Zepar has the biggest fattest juiciest crush on him, but he will never admit it, not even to himself.
