Crumpet

On the smaller/shorter side when it comes to imps

Is a personal jester hired by wealthy and influential individuals for entertainment purposes

Has been passed around a lot, admittedly

Has the claws on his feet regularly clipped because the sound of them scraping across the floor bothers his owner

Casual, immature, and somewhat lazy

Makes a lot of crude jokes and uses terrible euphemisms 

Loves potty humor

Has been repeatedly fired/passed around because past owners have found him too offensive and vulgar

Will purposely antagonize and mock his superiors if he dislikes them

Is a sarcastic little shit

Has a little flap on the butt of his pants for his tail

Has no left eye, as it was maimed by a previous owner

Very jingly due to the bells on his feet and hat

Defiant and rebellious, selective with his loyalty

Currently employed by Kaster, and lives with him, Constantine, and Abernathy; was hired partially out of pity, but Kaster does find his defiance and inappropriate humor amusing

Gives a lot of backhanded compliments and loves being passive-aggressive

Doesn't take himself very seriously, enjoys self-deprecating humor

Couch potato, likes lazing around in places he shouldn't be (the floor, your kitchen counter)

Often jokingly seductive, and likes to wiggle his little butt in people's faces (previous owners have not appreciated this)

Was originally a full-fledged circus performer, but was sold off to a wealthy individual and has been in circulation ever since