Profile
this guy sucks
(putting this here to remind myself to drop the ref in his bio once i make a new one)
-18, cishet guy
-august 5th bday
-brash, immature, thrill seeker, cocky, self centred, partygoer, lax, laid back, competitive
-ex firefin model as a teen, either fired or quit, has a bulk of clothes from them and is kind of a brand loyalist cuz of it
-moved out from his parents house in inkopolis to go get big in splatsville cuz that’s where all the shit was happening
-has a male living space and lives in a cheap apartment with his roommate some guy named Cherry (Ryebreadedd’s oc) (ie mattress on floor, one table, idk a tv and that’s like it, barren walls), lives paycheck to paycheck cuz despite his fairly high earnings he spends his money on weapon care and maintenance
-sleeps in his bed next to his hydra splatling
-huge celebrity crush on marina and would projectile vomit in front of her like that south park clip
-thinks he’s big shit when he’s honestly just kind of stupid
-enperry sneakerhead
-the only thing he’s majorly passionate and smart about is weaponry, very big fan of big weapons and how weaponry works
-is not into sports unless they involve weapons
-his favourite colour is red
-has a history of tampering with weapons, not sure if he’s gotten into actual trouble or not cause of it
-calls little buddy variations of “lil man, little dude, cool guy” since he doesn’t know his actual name
-mains on ref sheet are outdated, he mains hydra splatling, heavy splatling, heavy edit splatling, range blaster, and has experience with splattershot from time as neo 3 (general experience with all weapons due to work but has little interest in them outside of that hes too devoted to his mains)
-does lots of salmon run, main source of income, feels some sort of moral conflict cuz of little buddy
-autistic
-struggles with socializing, he is very extroverted and gets along with people on the surface but lacks close relationships, avid partygoer, thrill seeker, clout chaser, show off etc.
-hobbies include loitering, hanging out on private property and farting around in the desert
-neo agent 3, the captain doesn’t like him very much, Marie is indifferent, Callie finds him funny and entertaining
-full name is definitely Gilbert but he will only tell you otherwise
