Malcom Malice

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Created
1 year, 4 months ago
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IssyBee
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BASICS

NAME:

Malcom Malice

AGE:

???

GENDER:

Male

SPECIES:

Stuffed Cat

ORIENTATION:

Omnisexual

OCCUPATION:

Clown

ALIGNMENT:

Chaotic Evil
PERSONALITY
Malcom is a truely vile clown. Whenever hes on the job, Malcom decides to pour vinegar on the popcorn and put baby powder in the cola. He usually spends his freetime ruining peoples day; popping kid's balloons, taking candy from babies, ruining dates. He even crashed a wedding once. Once Malcom is deadset on something, you can never stop him. The only way you can sniff him out on his mischief (no pun intended) is to follow his scent. Strawberrys and cream. He usually eats it for breakfast to start his ruthless, sinful day.
BACKGROUND
Malcom is a stuffed toy from an unkown origin. He just one day showed up outta nowhere and started working at the local moving circus. Rumors say that his fellow co-workers are the only people hes really nice to. His daily activities consist of ruining peoples day, working, and going home to make arts and crafts. He invites his friends to come do it with them, usually making origami or friendship bracelets.
TRIVIA
*His offical song is "Dance Like an Idiot" by Lemon Demon
*He is obbsessed with watching frogs in the rain, bugs, and snails!)
*His blood is made up of cotton and glitter glue
*He snorts the smell of permanent markers
*He hates veggies and loves water
*He has a white pet rabbit named Buttons