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Dave is like my pet hamster. If you yell at him he'll have a heart attack and die, and then I'd beat you half to death.
Keith? You mean my bestest best friend in the whole world Keith? Yeah, I love him! Man, Keith's lucky, I think he actually got evacuated. I uh, wasn't as lucky... Good thing he came back for me though!... Heh.
Get away from me get away from me get away from me get away from me
Do I... know you?
She's got a point, she's an icon, she's a legend, and she is the moment. Now come on now.
Bark bark!
She's a real bitch lemme tell ya. Tried to kill Davey one time just cus he broke up with her. Look, I don't like hearin' the "it's not you, it's me" spiel either but I wouldn't try an' KILL NOBODY OVER IT. If it weren't for Dave bein' a big softie I woulda ripped her dumbass fuckin' red bangs outta her head.
I CANT feel my fucking legs you fatass