Welcome home
I'm gonna make you wish that you'd stayed gone
Say hello to a new status quo
Everyone knows that there's a brand new dawn
Turn the TV on!

Top of the hour, and we're discussing a certain has-been
Who has been spotted cavorting around town
After a seven-year absence
Did anybody miss him?
Did anybody notice?
More on tonight's program
So, the Radio Demon is back in town
Why is he hanging around?
What does that mean for your family?
Well handily, I've got good news
He's a loser, a fossil
And I don't mean to sound hostile, but the demon is a coward!
You can take that as gospel
Pulling my viewers? Impossible
I'm visual, he's barely audible
Stop giving him the time of day, don't listen to a word he'd say
I hope he had a nice vacay, but he should've stayed away

While he hid in radio, we've pivoted to video
Now his medium is getting bloody rare
Hell's been better since he split
Where's he been? Who gives a shit?

Usurper slain, an empty throne
The crown lies covered in blood.
Power is its own reward and we have only just begun.
So grab your blade, the time has come
We only have each other.
— Devil May Cry 5 Special Edition, Secret Ending Blurb (Vergil)

We are all just frequencies in the same beam of light, rainbow-bound and bonded.
— Vision, Psychonauts 2