Dial's Links
Sorry about breaking your machine! I didn't mean to, I swear! Let's not talk about any of that again and just be normal friends with no recollection of The Incident, okay?
You're lucky I'm on my way to a date right now--I'll do you a favor and give you my lawyer's number, okay?
All things considered, I'm pretty happy he's my boss above any of the other potential options. I get to be appreciated for my talents /and/ I get free help with potential lawsuits? I don't think I could ask for a better job! (plus, it's fun to get to listen in on other peoples' problems!)
My secretary (assistant?). Whatever he is; He's got a phone head AND a fax machine in his torso! Do you know how useful that is? The only thing his employment really costs me is whenever he needs me to help with people prosecuting him. Otherwise, very agreeable!
I'M SO SORRY.. I don't know how this keeps happening!!! I swear it's not on purpose! It just crashes whenever I try to gamble! Maybe if I try again I can gamble enough you can earn the money back..
"I WANT TO EXPLODE HIM WITH MY MIND. STOP CRASHING MY GODDAMNED WEBSITE."
There are a very, very few things in my life I can say for absolute certain I've partook in with no regrets at any point therein. My relationship with Colby, however, is one of those select few. Meeting him is the most fortunate thing I believe has ever happened in my life; being with him even more so. My muse, and the love of my life.
It doesn't help that he's very cute too..! L-O-L
DIAL IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!!!! XD IDK where i would be without him!! he's the sweetest guy ever!!! he's also REALLY smart and really strong too!!! ^///^
It's always lovely to speak with another inventor.
"Hehe!! Phone head! Fascinating! :D"
I feel kind of on edge when he's nearby? I'm sure it's nothing, though! We're pretty good friends, I'd like to think. It's fun looking around for scraps with him!
Quite the pushover, it's amusing. He also has a phone for a head, I hear he has a fax machine for a torso too! You can desassemble and assemble him back together right? Right? Don't look at me like that, it's for science!
I'm grateful for the opportunities Wolfgang's given me, really! Sincerely! I just can't say it's always exactly the.. uh.. greatest pleasure. It's not all bad, though!
RESPECTABLE! I don't even remember where I MET HIM!
Please stop playing nightcore through my head
Pleasant company and a good source of intel. But also fun to bully.
RAYMOND YOU LLLLOUSY BASTARD. GET YOUR LUNK HEAD DOWN TO THE ALLEYWAY OR I WILL SHOVE THIS METER STICK DOWN YOUR THROAT .... STOP FUCKING WITH THE MICROWAVE
Dial really needs to check his own vibes and let loose! Why's he always so nervous? It's not like I'd let anything bad happen to him or anything! HAHA!
I do appreciate his company. He is a good pal and treats people well, especially his friends.
I.. think I do okay getting dates..! I think putting makeup on me would look weird too.. Where would you even put the lashes..?
Dialllll, come on! Let me do your makeup! I know you have a phone for a head but we could slap some blush and lashes on there. Maybe you could get a date then!
It's.. nice that he still likes theater. I guess not all things have to be lost. I just wish things hadn't gotten to this point.. I'm sorry.
Pages is a bit of a weirdo but it's okay! I forgive him even if he looks at us weird.
Research Notes: Reminds me of... Someone I used to know. A bit softer than most I've worked with; having a heart isn't a bad thing, though. Isn't that right, Tin Man?
Oh, what we've done to you.. I'm sorry, old friend.
I swear, I don't remember a thing about this guy, but it feels like I've known him forever.
He worries me.
He's allll nerves when it's just us two hanging out. C'mon, man, loosen up!
I don't often worry about those I bar from the archives--Dial is one exception. It seems as if bad luck is drawn to him like some sort of faulty magnet; if not for that, I'd love to have him around.
What happened to you, Parry?
Vaguely familiar, though I can't quite place my finger on it. A friend..? Just what are you, phone man?