Shara Goodman's Links
Faster pussycat, faster!!!
Where did she go??!! I can't step on her or I'll never hear the end of it!!
He is trolling!!! He be trolling! But not me!
Go awayyyyyyyyyyyy! Stop sneaking into my pc tower and messing up my RGB lights!
Accept the mystery Mr. Cat!
Some kind of inchling. Or maybe a dimensional traveler able to warp their body mass. More so than I ever I must watch where I step.
Blunderbuss!!!!!! My Best Friend!!!!! You're going to live forever!!! I'm gonna become a warlock and make you my blood familiar!!!!
Her organs smell like crumbs and dust and she's my best friend. When the dying whispers of civilization fades into the memories of memories she will be like the all-consuming sun eroding the darkness of the stars, and I will be at her side.
ROUND!!!!! I wanna play golf on your bellybutton!
Guess she doesn't need help in the size shifting department from me. This is unrelated but I think I just don't like kids? They always come into my store and mess everything up! I'm just trying to run a nice business and the next thing I know I have like three hooligans crying and screaming their heads off because they decided to open up mystery grab bags without reading the instructions AND without paying and they turn into amorphous blobs or purple giraffes and then it takes me hours to call their parents, have them tear into me for not "watching their kids" (AS IF THAT'S *MY* RESPONSIBILITY?!) and anyone else who was going to come in is skeeved out by crying wet blobs and yelling!!! Uh what was the question? Oh yeah, she's ok I guess.
Soft and Bendy!
Wow wow wow!! A doodlebug! I think we get along just fine! Wish I could be small like that! These horns of mine just get caught on the darndest things!
Wheeeeeeeeee!!! *uses his moustache as a vine and swings off it it like tarzan*
Go away.