Wayne
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If you hear slight shuffling and pitter-pattering in the middle of the night, it is either Wayne trying to steal a snack or some animal got into your kitchen.
Wayne is a very sarcastic fellow and is often a big ego-maniac. He enjoys the sound of his own voice, and often puts himself infront of others that he doesn't like or no well. He is quite used to being slick and getting out of trouble, weither that be talking and manipulating his way out of a situation, or squezing through some kind of small crevice that no one can chase him through.
- Sarcastic
- Arrogant
- Dedicated
- Snarky
- Being "the funny one"
- Talking to people
- Nightime
himself
- His spine is reversed, so yes his neck comes from his ass.
- He got his name from a TV show where the main character was named Wayne. He liked it so he snagged it.
- Loves YouTube its awful
- If he could feel romantic or sexual attraction, he'd be a self proclaimed "ladies man"
Wayne was always kind of a sleasy guy. He was constantly in and out of many different jobs, it's a miracle he was able to get into them, considering his messy resme.
Anyway, he made a lot of enemies in his time. He was often the target of a murder, but he always was able to avoid it. But it was getting too overwhelming so he decided to find a hitman to get rid of the pests. And he did so. And it ended up in said hitman getting kicked off the planet, along with Wayne and others.
Why did Wayne get kicked off? Well, his enemies made up a bunch of stuff about him, and also he was just annoying to a lot of people. So off he went.
Wayne respects Linzell at most. Or he tries to make it seem like that's it. He enjoys teases and fucking around with them. He doesn't like to admit it, but he thinks Linzell is pretty cool.
Wayne often takes advantage of Rotesseries naiveness and how gulible he is, though lately that has been biting him in the ass. (or uh, chest?)
Wayne probably talks to Eggbert the most, he is the only other alien that he finds somewhat enjoyable to talk to.
Fanny just creeps Wayne out. Also he thinks his fashion sense is funny. Which doesn't make sense- Wayne, you are naked!
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