Honey [L/N]

Record Scratch. i bet you're wondering how i got here.

"my name is honey i'm (statistic Japanese average) years old, and i just got a temp job at a farm with a boss that's a little quirky-"

(smash cut to teleporting cat doll going into abandoned community house)

"my life is pretty normal all things considering. normal food-"

(stardop for sale at the market)

"-normal coworkers-"

(obvious elf and a slime that gooped out of a cave)

"-normal barnyard animals-"

(blue chickens and incubating void eggs)

"but what's not normal is THIS GUY-" (camera zooms away from Clint to focus on Shane) "-this guy."

(insert gaussian blur and cherry blossom petals)

"his loserboy failwife swag captivates me. i will marry him as soon as possible. this is My Temp Life On A Cat Doll's Farm: How To Marry A Loser In Three Seasons Or Less, coming to Crunchyroll this spring"