the loafer family (wip!)

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meet the loafer family! parents not shown here 

  • the endpeice (last slice of bread nobody eats) , burn victim (halftoast), air bubble guy, halfwich( single slice folded in half), teared off one, and ¼ slice are from the first mom, then the dad divorced and remarried a  fruit salad to make the jam sauce slice, uncrustable, mini fruit sandos, and those two little cutout ones
  • parents are hardly ever around so theyre on their own a lot, and have practically raised each other
  • common sense doesn't run in the bread family so they often injure themselves in freak accidents (pray for them to be reborn as whole grain /j)
  • high accuracy, low prescision: five slices never made it out the oven yaaaaay (somebody help this family)