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Listen I like you a lot but please let me cook for our next date.
So when are you free? We could have diner at my place ;)
Do you need some tea or something? You look kind of stressed.
I like talking to you, even if you're kinda scary sometimes.
You're fun to talk to and I can appreciate someone who's as mindful about food as I am, but I'm not letting that protein powder near anything I cook.
You just seem cold on the outside, I know deep down you're a real down to earth guy.
STOP EATING ALL OF MY SUGAR!!!
You make the yummiest snacks!!! Can I have a few more?