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My RDR2 character. No i don't know how to play the game at all, yes i do run people over with my horse accidently.
Catchphrase: "okay.."
Guy is just a man. He's just happy to be included. Gets into shenanigans accidently but is too polite to get out of them.
Doesnt know what russian roulette is but he's always won.
- chased by a rat out of his home
- last surviing brother of eight (they shot eachohter aiming at the rat)
- spent all his money on magic beans
-was told to hold a gun for that image and said "okay..."
- plays the cow bell, keeps getting arrested for cow theft
- keeps finding treasure but doesnt know what to do with it, trips over gold
-Professional opera singer but nobody ever listens
-multiple wives but hes never touched one boob
- accidental marriage
- Adopted into gang "Kirkussys" by cannibal and demon who thought he was too endearing and silly to eat.
-not a single braincell in his head, its just a milk carton falling over
- keeps 'saving' lost animals (arrested for horse theft)
- Stole a balloon on free balloon day
- Doesnt like being bad, tries to be a good man (good heart) but he's so stupid and vulnerable and easily swayed he ends up doing these things
- Keeps getting mugged but hes just happy to have the company
- Horse is called HORSE?
-Is an alien
- was dropped off on dump planet and never picked up
- lazer eyes but cant use them ever
- alien preschool kept him back
- kissed the sherif
- fights well by accident (misses shots, they bounce back and get em anyway)
- horse? is a livestreaming camera horse / escape pod
